Kim Kardashian doesn’t need money, does she? Not so fast. The big-bottomed mega-celeb spends money like it’s her job. How much money do you ask? Well, to put it all in perspective, her babies sleep in a $4,500 cot. How much longer can she sustain this sort of spending? Perhaps it’s time for Kimmy K to sell herself for some cryptocurrency.
KIM KARDASHIAN WELCOMES 3RD CHILD; CRYPTOCURRENCY BOOMS
Celebrities always have weird names for their babies but Kim Kardashian is pushing the boundaries even further. First, Kim and Kanye had North West. Two years later, they graced us with Saint West. Now, they welcome Chi West into the world. Chi is not your average Kardashian baby though. In fact, she’s not a Kardashian or West at all. This time around the power couple decided to use a surrogate mother for baby number 3. Little Chi has no idea what she’s getting herself into. Meanwhile, cryptocurrency continues to rise in popularity. Is this setting the stage for the ultimate plot twist?
HOW KIM KARDASHIAN WILL SELL HERSELF FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY
One baby isn’t cheap. Neither are two. Once you add three babies to the mix, things get a little too crazy. Kim Kardashian’s babies aren’t normal babies though. They sleep in $4,500 cribs. They drink golden milk from the gods above. This sort of lifestyle is just not sustainable. After all, Kim K isn’t Warren Buffett. She doesn’t have unlimited funds and her expensive shopping habits aren’t helping her out. Hence, it’s only a matter of time before she sells herself for the cryptocurrency. The real question is, how will she do it?
THIS IS HOW KIM KARDASHIAN SHOULD GET CRYPTOCURRENCY
Kimmy K needs to think about her future. She doesn’t have to “sell herself” in the way many of your sick minded freaks are thinking. Instead, she needs to sell herself in the same way a salesman sells their pitch to a buyer. That’s right, Kim K is going to be an entrepreneur. Not just any entrepreneur though. She will be an entrepreneur on YouToken. For those that don’t know, this is one of the first blockchain crowdfunding platforms.
Based on the Ethereum platform, this program will let entrepreneurs put their ideas on a marketplace where investors can choose to invest in them or not. Essentially, it’s “selling yourself” for tokens. Kim, if you’re reading this article, then perhaps this opportunity is something to think about. It’s only a matter of time before Kanye truly loses his mind.