Sorry to do this to you guys. Surely you are all sick of hearing about Paris Hilton. The media blasted her name to death a decade ago but the famous heiress is not backing down. Her time in the spotlight is not yet over. The recent wave of garbage media has Hilton discussing her infamous sex tapes. What could she possibly have to say about them? Unfortunately, we’re all about to find out.
PARIS HILTON SAYS SEX TAPES WEREN’T FUN
Ready for the groundbreaking, big surprise of the century? Well sit tight, grab some popcorn and clean out your ear holes because it’s about to get real. Paris Hilton just came out and opened up about her dirty sex tapes. Apparently, the 37-yeard old did not have good things to say about the intimate video that featured former boyfriend Rick Salomon. “It was like being raped,” she said in the new film The American Meme. So there you have it, folks. Apparently, having a live sex video leaked to the world isn’t so great.
PARIS HILTON REGRETS HER SEX TAPES
In another shocking bit of news, it turns out Paris Hilton not only regrets her sex tapes but her entire persona in general. If you remember the very early days of reality television, then you’ll remember The Simple Life. This monumental piece of entertainment features Hilton and her ditzy ways fumbling through life like it was some fictional fairy tale. According to Hilton, this persona was all an act. She wanted to create a character that the audience wanted and in her opinion, this was a “spoiled airhead.” Well, she really nailed the part. But now, 14 years later, the world is looking into new forms of media.
PARIS HILTON SEX TAPES CREATED A NEW GENERATION OF ART
Paris Hilton was a pioneer. She started the whole reality television sluts, sex tape celebrity thing. It might not be a respected art form, but it is an art form nonetheless. Over the last 14 years, the world has seen crazier things than sex tapes and it’s going to get crazier from here. Nowadays, you don’t need to leak a homemade porn video to get famous. Now, anyone with a golden idea and the will to succeed can launch their career on something like YouToken or Patreon. There are millions of potential Paris Hilton’s out there. They just want a chance to succeed. New technology gives them that chance. So what does this mean for the future? It means more sex tapes. Great right?