Insulting people is an art form. That’s a crazy concept to wrap your head around but it’s true. Think about all of those comics who roast people for a living. It’s not simply saying “you’re stupid” and moving on with it. There are some people out there are able to combine charm, wit, humor and love all into the nastiest insult possible. Gordon Ramsay is perhaps the best at this.
The guy is a never-ending source of epic burns. We could all learn a thing or two from this all-time great. That being said, let’s take a look at some of his dopest Twitter roasts of all time.hu
GORDON RAMSAY LOVES BEING HONEST
When Twitter user Ayan took a picture of his homemade dinner and sent it to Ramsay, he probably expected some constructive criticism. However, Ramsay had something else in mind. Ayan said, “What do you think of last nights dinner?” Looking at the picture, all Ramsay said was “Did it just come back up?”
GORDON RAMSAY HAS NO LIMITS
That last insult was actually one of the tame ones. When another user shared their fruitful cooking effort, Ramsay snapped back and said: “looks like the inside of my granddad’s colostomy bag.” Ouch.
GORDON RAMSAY HATES AVOCADOS
“Forking disgusting…and that’s just the avocado.” Apparently, Ramsay hates avocado. At least really disgusting ones.
GORDON RAMSAY TAKES SOMEONE TO SCHOOL
Do you think you make a good omelet? Well, Ramsay thinks “You need some serious egg-u-cating on making a perfect omelet.” It might be a dad joke but it still hurts.
GORDON RAMSAY PUTS SAFETY FIRST
“Could you not hear your fire alarm?” a frustrated Ramsay proclaimed. It’s scary how many people ignore it. Remember kids, burning your food does not add another layer of flavor. At least not a flavor anyone wants to eat.