There’s a special place in Hell reserved for those who mess with the innocent and malleable mind of a young child. YouTube shows a new wave of sick-minded toymakers polluting the minds of our youth with poop toys.
POOP TOYS ALL THE RAGE ON YOUTUBE
The internet is weird, we all know that. The weirdness used to be confined to the dark corners of the interweb. These days, one doesn’t have to try hard at all to encompass themselves in full weirdness. In fact, sometimes it’s forced upon you like this YouTube video. For a reason unbeknownst to anyone, the YouTube video has Spiderman/Venom and a creepy baby toy that poops its pants. Together, Spiderman/Venom and some little girl work together to clean up the poop and go about their days. This stuff couldn’t even be made up. YouTube has sunk to a new low.
TOYMAKERS ARE GOING TO HELL
It would be one thing if the YouTube video represented an isolated incident. That is not the case. There are at least nine other poop toys out there on the market. Where do toymakers get off thinking this is a good idea? Sure, the idea is funny. Forcing kids to clean up poop, even if it’s fake, is just plain wrong.
THE END OF TIMES
Look around you. Poop toys are all the rage, UFO’s might be living inside Earth, and Donald Trump… well, let’s not even go there. It seems that these days, the world is just a caricature of its former self. Some say this is a sign that the end of times is near. However, that’s wrong. The end of times happened long ago. If someone would come forth and deliver some kind of logical explanation, that would be great because this place is getting out of control.