Pokemon Go’s influence on our society is undeniably large. Everyone from children to adults is getting in on the action but the game’s reach goes far beyond that. According to a new Youtube video, a gay parody of the game exists and it’s making YouPorn fans quite happy.
MALE THEMED YOUPORN SITE STRIKES AGAIN: GAY POKEMON GO NOW ON YOUTUBE
Men.com is an adult site geared towards, yes, you guessed it, men. In the past, Men.com made XXX-themed parodies of hit films like X-Men and Captain America. Now, they are taking a jab at Pokemon Go with a bit of a gay twist. Do gay people like Pokemon Go? Who knows, but that’s not the question at hand. The question at hand is that gay people like F*ckemon Go. Yes, that is actually what this parody is called. While the name may not be creative, it certainly sparks the interest of YouPorn Fans.
By watching the YouTube preview, one can easily see how this video would catch the attention of gay porn fans. The premise of this Pokemon Go “story” starts like so. After a rough day practicing his ball-handing techniques catching F*ckemon, Ash and Brock are in for a big surprise. The boys eventually hunt down a rare Peek-a-Choo which evolves into, you guessed it, a gay sex god. Now, Ash and Brock need to band together and deal with this sexy, strong monster. As you can see, it’s certainly not Pokemon Go but it’s something.
DIRECTOR TELLS YOUTUBE THAT FANS WANT A GAY POKEMON GO YOUPORN PARODY
Does the world need a gay Pokemon Go parody? That is debatable but the Youporn fans have spoken. Director Edward James told the media that YouPorn fans had been thirsty for a Pokemon Go gay porn parody for quite some time. It get’s weirder, though. James and his creative team even noticed a similarity between Pokemon go and gay dating apps like Grindr. Hence, it was a perfect fit. The result is what we see on YouTube. Of course, this YouTube video is merely a preview but you can use your imagination.
Since the very beginning of smartphones, gay men learned to use location-based apps for hooking up. This is long before Pokemon Go even became a thing. It sounds crazy but think about it. Technically, gay men are using this technology to ‘catch them’. They were playing Pokemon Go without even realizing it. Except instead of monsters, they were chasing after gay sex. It’s this kind of interactivity that is not found on YouPorn, YouTube or any other video site. In fact, YouPorn and Youtube are outdated methods for porn in this modern age of technology. With VR sex knocking at our door, it’s only a matter of time before this stuff becomes the mainstream. You’re laughing at this YouTube video now but give it time. It will take off.
GAY POKEMON GO YOUTUBE VIDEO SHOWS THE WORLD IS READY FOR MAINSTREAM YOUPORN
YouPorn isn’t exactly something people go around flaunting. You don’t hear folks doing ‘Youporn and chill’ or watching porn videos at the office. No, porn sites are still quite taboo. Even though religion is dropping in the United States and around the world, porn is still seen as something dirty. It’s something that sad and lonely men do in the dark corners of their mom’s basement. However, is this about to change soon? Is the world ready for gay mainstream porn? Of course, there will always be people against porn sites but they don’t matter. In the future, porn will be all over YouTube and we will have gay Pokmon Go to thank.
GAY POKEMON GO AND YOUPORN WILL SOON BE NORMAL LIKE YOUTUBE
We are seeing it everywhere. Gay people are coming out frequently. It is more accessible. Take Washington D.C. based rapper, Wale, for example. The rap community seems especially close-minded to homosexuals but now, it’s possible for Wale to top the Billboard album charts. It used to be such a taboo to be part of the gay community. However now, things are changing. Now, it’s taboo to speak poorly about the community. Perhaps we will see success like Wale in other parts of entertainment.
On YouTube, one can find entertainment of all sorts. Just a simple search on Youtube shows you this. From water-skiing squirrels, violent fights and stupid cat videos, YouTube has it all. It’s perfectly acceptable to watch YouTube on a train but why not YouPorn? Remember, porn (especially homosexual porn) is taboo. If you saw that Pokemon Go parody, though, you wouldn’t think it is so taboo. The YouTube preview makes it seem like just another video online. While that’s not true yet, it soon will be.
Not only are filmmakers making porn parodies of popular movies, games, and TV shows but people are responding to it. All over the world, Porn fans are clamoring to mix their sexual dreams with their favorite entertainment. Eventually, the two will merge and we won’t even be able to tell the difference. We’ll have gay Presidents and porn everywhere. YouPorn and YouTube will be household names for porn of all kinds. That is the power this Pokemon Go parody has for porn. For the gay community, the impact is even greater.
POKEMON GO GAY YOUTUBE PARODY IS JUST THE BEGGINING
Yes, this Youtube video is funny. It combines the best parts of Pokemon Go and Youporn to make one interesting adventure. However, this really isn’t just about making a funny parody of Pokemon Go. No, this is just the beginning of the movement. What this Pokemon Go YouPorn paradox really about is the future of homosexuals in America. Where is queer America going next? What does the future look like for the LGBT community in America? Well, just like how YouPorn and YouTube become major sources of entertainment, homosexual people will not even be a minority anymore. At least not in the traditional sense. Hopefully, in the future, there will be no more Supreme Court rulings regarding homosexuals. Terms like queer, straight and same sex will be obsolete. They will be just like anyone else.
Eventually, homosexuals will become just another type of person in your neighborhood. Years from now we will look back at this Pokemon Go parody and chuckle. We will remember how it created such a stir. Then we will think of how homosexual sex used to be taboo on YouPorn. We’ll, laugh at our narrow-minded days and celebrate the modern age. The age where races don’t matter, sexual orientation is nonexistent and we are free to live life the way we choose it. Is that a bit optimistic? Perhaps but if it does come true, we know who to thank… not the politicians who pass the laws. Instead, thank Pokemon Go, YouPorn, and YouTube. This is the voice of the people. This is where society is going. We want to catch invisible monsters on Pokemon Go. We want to watch porn on YouPorn and we want to share it all with the world on YouTube. Whether you like it or not, that is the future. So if you’re no onboard with homosexual Pokemon Go or YouPorn videos, get on board now. They are not going away anytime soon.